Hudson Hongo

Jul 17

Sarah

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May 9

1. Phil McGraw

May 3

A metric units to Danzigs calculator. Those seeking further documentation can always E-mail me.

Apr 28

1. The Beast of Fry Kids Forest

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Apr 26

Update 05/25: I’ve received a cease-and-desist letter from Ghostface Killah’s legal representation. The offending material has been removed.

Apr 12

Apr 11

Which Four Loko does your meal pair best with? Simply ask The Four Loko Sommelier.

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Hudson Hongo is the freelance writer responsible for Literally Unbelievable and What's That in Danzigs?. You can follow him on Twitter, but I’m sure you’re more interested in reading his recent humor.
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- 17 May 2013
  It's kinda like a time capsule, except instead of old newspapers and class rings, it's filled with dicks
- 17 May 2013
  I like to let my voicemail fill up so my future self can know what life was like in January
- 27 April 2013
  @portlandpulp "Every kiss ends with 'ss'" would be a pretty good slogan for snakes that wanna make out with people
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