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May 9

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Secretly A Writhing Mass of Spiders

1. Phil McGraw

May 3

What’s That in Danzigs?

A metric units to Danzigs calculator. Those seeking further documentation can always E-mail me.

Apr 28

List of Cryptids That Might Be Out-of-Focus Corporate Mascots

1. The Beast of Fry Kids Forest

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Apr 26

[Redacted] the Internet

Read your favorite webpage in the inimitable voice of █████████ ██████.

Update 05/25: I’ve received a cease-and-desist letter from Ghostface Killah’s legal representation. The offending material has been removed.

Apr 13

David Foster Wallace Endnote Generator

A Supposedly Fun Thing I’m Not Sure Why I Made

Apr 12

Civil War Soldiers with Cotton Candy Beards

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Apr 11

The Four Loko Sommelier

Which Four Loko does your meal pair best with? Simply ask The Four Loko Sommelier.

Apr 10

Lines from Half Baked That Aren’t Jokes As New Yorker Cartoons

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Apr 9

Strictly Euclidean


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Apr 6

Stuck

 

Because I wish to and am not easily pinned (my leg-wrestling skills are famed),  today I begin a strange and unwieldy new project I’m calling Stuck.  Two (admittedly yucky) terms that I’m using to describe it are “a geographic novel” and “a physical microblog.” It will be composed of short passages, 250-characters each, embedded in 2D barcodes placed around Eugene for readers to scan and decode with their smartphones.

While each of these “chapters” are perfectly enjoyable on their own, intrepid readers can use the coordinates found on this map and Stuck‘s twitter account to visit them in a sequence of their choosing, effectively authoring a new text in the process. And if all that sounds overly technical, you can also just read the whole thing like a human might, as it’s released, here.