5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Secretly A Writhing Mass of Spiders
1. Phil McGraw
2. Gwyneth Paltrow
3. Natalie Portman
4. John Travolta
5. Richard Karn
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Thought it would be smart to do something commercial for once.
Finally! Couldn’t stand all that other bohemian mumbo jumbo. Glad you’re growing up, Hudson.
You would have thought they would have made a few webs. I thought for a moment I could see one under Natalie Portman’s armpit, but it turned out to be some unattractively wrinkled skin. She should have that seen to.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
No, I knew John Travolta was. The rest were a surprise.
Yeah, John Travolta…no surprise there.
Good Lord, this has no right to be as creepy as it is. XD
Reminds me of Chicks With Steve Buscemi’s Eyes.
oh god i hate this
Eye bleach! Quick! (I did laugh out loud at the Home Improvement guy.)
You forgot Nic Cage….and Tom Cruise….Paris Hilton (although I lean more towards centipedes with her)….and George W. Bush (maybe cockroaches would be the go there).
Hahaha
I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one that finds this FUCKING TERRIFYING.
Creep af
And what’s worse is that I actually quite like spiders!