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May 9

5 Celebrities You Didn’t Know Were Secretly A Writhing Mass of Spiders

1. Phil McGraw


2. Gwyneth Paltrow


3. Natalie Portman


4. John Travolta


5. Richard Karn


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  1. hhongo / May 9 2011

    Thought it would be smart to do something commercial for once.

    • Annie B. / May 22 2011

      Finally! Couldn’t stand all that other bohemian mumbo jumbo. Glad you’re growing up, Hudson.

  2. Matt / May 27 2011

    You would have thought they would have made a few webs. I thought for a moment I could see one under Natalie Portman’s armpit, but it turned out to be some unattractively wrinkled skin. She should have that seen to.

    • Anonymous / May 27 2011

      What the fuck is wrong with you?

  3. Joe Larson / May 27 2011

    No, I knew John Travolta was. The rest were a surprise.

    • Karakara / May 28 2011

      Yeah, John Travolta…no surprise there.

  4. Riley Redgate / May 31 2011

    Good Lord, this has no right to be as creepy as it is. XD

    Reminds me of Chicks With Steve Buscemi’s Eyes.

  5. Terry Baker / Jun 1 2011

    oh god i hate this

  6. Catherine / Jun 2 2011

    Eye bleach! Quick! (I did laugh out loud at the Home Improvement guy.)

  7. Morriganscrow / Jun 2 2011

    You forgot Nic Cage….and Tom Cruise….Paris Hilton (although I lean more towards centipedes with her)….and George W. Bush (maybe cockroaches would be the go there).

  8. Anonymous / Jun 25 2011

    I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one that finds this FUCKING TERRIFYING.

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